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There have been many famous ‘quotes and sayings’ throughout history. All you have to do is tell us who said them.

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Film, plays and TV – name the show, actor or character

1 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
2 Are you avin a laugh?
4 I came here to build a bridge
5 You’re only supposed to blow the xxx doors off
6 He’s not going to sell much  ice cream going at that speed
7  Is it on the trolley
8 Turned out nice again
9 Fire up the Quattro
10 Shut that door
11 What’s up doc.
12 I am your father
13 Buttery Biscuit base
14 Thus with a kiss I die
15 I don’t believe it
16 Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed
17 Boyakasha
18 Lovely jubbly
19 DOH!
20 Book ‘em, Danno
21 Not now Cato
22 Why don’t you do something to help me?
23 I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
24 I love it when a plan comes together
25 Don’t panic
26a The truth is out there
26b I’m smarter than the average bear
27 They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!
28 My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius
29 Elementary, my dear Watson
30 I’m having an old friend for dinner
31 I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley
32 Here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten me into
33 Nice to see you, to see you nice
34 It’s good night from me and good night from him
35 Is it because I is black?
36 Here’s one I made earlier
37 Who loves you, baby?
38 I have a cunning plan
39 You stupid boy
40 I’m Free
41 You are the Weakest Link! Goodbye!
42 Ooh Betty
43 A complete dahnce di-SAH-ster.
44 Listen Very Carefully, I Shall Say This Only Once
45 Is that your final answer?
46 You might very well think that; I couldn’t possibly comment
47 Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn
48 This parrot is no more!
49  Stone me
50 Just Like that

Food quotes

1 A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing
2 Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education
3 Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside
4 If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world
5 Work is the curse of the drinking classes
6 Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody
7 Never eat more than you can lift
8 Let your food be thy medicine, and your medicine be thy food
9 There is no sight on earth more appealing than the sight of a woman making dinner for someone she loves
10 Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch
11 My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people
12 Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water
13 Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and be silent
14 The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live
15 A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety


1 You can’t win anything with kids
2 That lad must have been born offside
3 Some people think football is a matter of life and death… I can assure them it is much more serious than that
4 I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered
5 We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass
6 Awards become corroded, friends gather no dust
7 To find a man’s true character, play golf with him
8 If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf
9 The River Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years
10 “It’s getting tickly now – squeaky-bum time, I call it
11. They think it’s all over. It is now
12 Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
13 The more difficult the victory, the greater the happiness in winning
14 If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough
15 We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time

From History

1 History will be kind to me for I intend to write it
2 History is a set of lies agreed upon
3 The Revolution introduced me to art, and in turn, art introduced me to the Revolution!
4 To believe that what has not occurred in history will not occur at all, is to argue disbelief in the dignity of man
5 I’m not a crook
6 I’m the only person of distinction who has ever had a depression named for him
7 We are all fools in love
8 Everything is relative in this world, where change alone endures
9 We learn from history that we do not learn from history
10 Poetry is nearer to vital truth than history
11 A good name is rather to be chosen than riches
12 Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.
13 A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business
14 Creditors have better memories than debtors
15 Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers
16 A leader who doesn’t hesitate before he sends his nation into battle is not fit to be a leader
17  There is no future without a past
18 Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction
19 In waking a tiger, use a long stick
20 I trust no one, not even myself

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